Here at Chotchkiemoto we know you’ve got a lot of choices in terms of skateboarding resources. In order to provide the best information we looked everywhere (briefly) and we found the article and blog linked below. The UK edition contains the best international writing on skateboarding. Some say it is almost as good as our recent update on Def Leppard’s Drummer.
GQ UK Skateboard Blog
Be aware, dear reader, in the event that you identify as an American, The producer of this article linked above is not necessarily writing for an audience based in the US. Actually, you might not be reading this in the US and, of course, that is not a problem. Chotchkiemoto is available to anyone with the proper computing device and internet subscription plan. You might be reading this on a smuggled in burner phone from Pelican Bay Correctional Institution.
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To our international readers: You may not have access to dollar stores and inexpensive corn syrup-based products as we often do in the United States, but this will probably catch on soon where you live.
A note to North Korean readers: Have not heard from you in a bit. Please keep us posted on how its going with the boards you ordered.
Be aware, the GQ publication linked above may not always have your best interests in mind and is likely to want to sell you a product like scented mustache oil. They also may use words you are uncomfortable with like” biscuit” and when they mean “cookie”. Otherwise, there is useful information in this blog Once you have dealt with the reality of this being a foreign intrusion you may find common ground on the views expressed about the reassuring qualities of skate parks and Vin Diesel.